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Microsoft Vista’s Real Features February 8, 2007

Posted by Dan in Funny, News, Snipets, Technology.
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This, from The Onion, I thought was particularly funny for all of those considering to upgrade…..

Microsoft released its new operating system, Vista, on Jan. 30. Here are some of its features:

  • Microsoft Word’s helpful paper-clip icon now blinks at rate of normal humans
  • Enhanced graphics on “System Is Not Responding” pop-up window
  • Five new card-back designs for Solitaire
  • Something that Apple would never, ever dream up in a billion years
  • Microsoft Vista Released
  • 4,391 security flaws to be patched over next 15 years
  • Promise of broad, open-minded future or some bullshit
  • Lists blocked wireless connections with greater speed and accuracy
  • New operating system, same old Microsoft Paint

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1. Farhan Mannan - February 16, 2007

To quote a most excellent gentleman who, in fact, shared my name, “Ho ho Vista are is a crap.” He also said “I are urinate” but this was unrelated.


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